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[Velvett]

Title: Typecasting (The Dancing With Myself Remix)
Author: kappamaki33
Rating: PG-13 (discussion of violence and sexual innuendo)
Summary: Doc Cottle volunteers five of his patients for the pilot program of the Character Mentoring Project. Thus, five characters meet up with characters with whom they share a lot in common, including uncannily similar appearances.... Crack.
Fandoms: BSG/Dollhouse/Riese/Dances With Wolves/Bionic Woman/Firefly (plus appearances from Bones, Frasier, M*A*S*H*, Six Feet Under, Original-flavor Star Trek, and STS9 )
Characters: Doc Cottle, Helo-Paul Ballard, Gaeta-Garin, Roslin-Stands With a Fist, Kara-Sarah Corvus, Romo-Badger

И да, это просто вынесло мозг:

Chapter 4: Stands With an Airlock

Chapter 4: Stands With an Airlock

“Oh my gods, what I wouldn’t give to have seen the looks on their faces when you knocked that woman out cold!” Laura giggled as she skewered another strawberry and dipped it in the chocolate fondue.

Stands With a Fist popped a piece of pineapple in her mouth and smiled. “There eyes were very big, and their mouths were wide open like something had bitten their foot.”

That got both of them giggling again. When the laughter finally subsided, Laura looked at her friend and sighed. “Now I really wish I’d made it to Earth with my own hair. You’re living proof that the windswept look would have suited me really well.”

Stands With a Fist patted Laura’s arm. “I know. But they do not have this—” she pointed at the pot of warm chocolate with her fondue skewer “—where I come from, so you are very lucky there.”

“Indeed,” Laura said, emphasizing her statement by taking her time relishing a bite of chocolate-covered banana. “How did I ever live on algae?” Stands With a Fist gave Laura an odd look. “Long story—never mind.”

They munched in companionable silence for a little while, until Laura finally said, “Look, I don’t know how much help I can give you. It sounds to me like you’re doing just fine. You’re already excellent at getting your point across to stubborn people who won’t listen to reason, and I don’t think any tips I could give on airlocking techniques would be helpful in your situation, especially since your fists and your rifle are working for you so well.”

“Thank you,” Stands With a Fist said, bowing her head and blushing at the compliment. “I think maybe you could help me with one thing.”

“What’s that?”

Stands With a Fist sighed. “Dances With Wolves keeps wanting his moustache again. How did you get your man to get rid of his for good?”

Laura grinned evilly.


А кому интересно, почитать всю прэлесть целиком можно >здесь<

@темы: otp: АР, киношное, Battlestar Galactica, цитатник, фанфикшн, фандомное, психи мы

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[Velvett]

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